I commend you for apologizing. Not often do people on the internet apologize to internet strangers. Kudos!
Anyhow, i get it. But youre going to want to remove it at some point i assume. And still look tight? Thats why i opted for the bag, plus Revzilla price matched it for me from Amazon. Im not young, and only 5'8" so i have to put my leg up and hop over the seat like an idiot with the tailbag, but idc what people think of me, and i only really use the bag when im going to go get takeout or something from the store.